7. “You are the least helpful flight attendant ever!”
Oh, I’m sorry I’m unable to help you process your frequent flier miles! I am a flight attendant, a*******, and my job is on the PLANE!! I don’t know the ins and outs of every position within my company, just like you don’t know what the IT team does or how being polite works.
8. “What’s up with a buddy pass?”
Um… what’s up with a ticket to the Grammys? Buddy passes are strictly for family, close friends, and significant others. We just met last week, and since you don’t fall into any of those categories, at least take me to a couple of dinners before you ask about my benefits… cheap ass.